Billy the chipmunk squirrel

My friend Tony has a pet chipmunk squirrel. His name is Billy. He likes peanut butter, BBQs, and Pedialyte. He sleeps on a blanket outside Tony's back door. This is so like a Disney movie.

P.S. The chipmunks squirrels in my neighborhood aren't this nice. They carry uzis.

P.P.S. After much debate, it has been decided that Billy is a squirrel, not a chipmunk. I apologize for my ignorance in the way of rodents. For any rodent related questions, please see Tony Zagora.